domingo, 20 de marzo de 2011

Reza para que Bjork no se de cuenta que te va ir a buscar....

Bjork: Debut

Britney Spears: Baby one mor time

Reza para que Bjork no se de cuenta que te va ir a buscar....

Lo admitimos, odiamos a Bjork con toda nuestra alma, hasta hacemos el esfuerzo de cada dia empecinarnos en ningunearla pero no es imposible aunque los ultimos años afortunadamente anda media desaparecida de la musica y  rogamos que siga por esa senda. Es horrible, no sabemos por que fue inflada su imagen en la decada del 90 al limite que la prensa llego a decir que brindo el show mas grande del siglo XX, hacerla actuar (mal obviamente) en una pelicula de Lars Von Trier (se acuerdan del genero de cine "Dogma") y hasta verla en una entrega de Oscars vestida de cisne. Los 2000 la conviertieron en una artista de vanguardia, que en lenguaje comun significo que perdio la gracia y que si aun llegara a venderle un disco a cada Islandes jamas podria llegar ni a disco de platino.
Pero ante todos somos investigadores y justos, tan justos que vamos a tener que salir en defensa de la islandesa. Si nosotros, los que la vivimos defenestrando en cada oportunidad que se pueda dar. La unica vez que fue noticia y la celebramos fue cuando Charly Garcia en estado de inimputabilidad cuasi pomelo le arrojo un vaso de whisky en el hotel Faena con suerte dispar que no llego a lastimarla, era obvio por el mal estado del entonces flaco Charly Garcia .
La primera foto corresponde al primer disco solita de Bjork cuyo nombre "Debut" (nombre original para un primer disco) y el primer disco de Britney llamado "Baby one more time". Ambas estan en posicion de rezo, la primera para ver si podia vendernos un disco y no pudo y la segunda para que no le pasara lo que le paso durante un momento de su vida.

Esperemos que Bjork no se enoje y actue de esta forma por que seria una lastima verla a Britney.....

Aunque despues de ver este video Britney en su epoca "Pomelo" reaccionaba de la siguiente manera seguramente podra defenderse de algun ataque furioso de Bjork.
Desde ya nos imaginamos que estos parecidos vienen de algun fotografo inescrupuloso que se aprovecho de una adolescente que sacaba su primer disco como lo era en ese momento Britney Spears.........bueno tratamos de seguir criticandola a Bjork. No la perdonarian a Britney despues de las siguientes fotos de ella y de Bjork.


jueves, 10 de marzo de 2011

Tapas que no admiten copia 2

Tapas que no admiten copia 2


A que no encuentran una tapa parecida, al menos que tenga el color de fondo, la camisa o ese  pantalon simil narco division miami.

martes, 1 de marzo de 2011

NUEVA SECCION: Videos imposibles de imitar.

Nueva seccion: Videos imposibles de imitar.

Se acuerdan de un post llamado: "un circulo perfecto del robo" ? sino hagan click en el link y veanlo. En ese post aparece una copia identica a un video de A Perfect Circle hecho por una banda llamada Volador G y es el ejemplo de una burda copia.
El caso contrario es el siguiente video que vamos a publicar como nueva seccion llamada: "Videos imposibles de imitar". La que hace la apertura de esta seccion se llama Vivian Black.
Aqui el video: Going on my way
Video 2:  Slaves of lust

Un breve "resume" de la artista (?). Comenzo su carrera iniciamente como actriz en dos grandes superproducciones de Enrique Carreras: "los reyes del sablazo" y "Los extraterrestes" recordada por el gran animatronic traido desde los EEUU comprado en un outlet de ET llamado "Monguito". 
Paso seguido y tras probar las mieles del exito cinematografico incursiono en la musica en una banda llamada Mandragora. Cansada de tanto exito decide comenzar su carrera solista que en virtud a los videos que publicamos se convierte en una version con escote y tacos altos de King Diamond con una mezcla de Robert Quenedi por su pronunciacion que denota que se rateo varios años de las clases de ingles que le pagaban los padres y Juanete en relacion a sus gestos.
El primer video fue un "clasico" del Power 30, el programa de Much Music de Heavy Metal que pasaban muy buen material y a veces nos tenian que poner estos bodrios por que era mas facil que vengan a su estudio artistas de la talla de la mencionada artista que una megaestrella como Lemmy u Ozzy. A pesar de este comentario le guardamos buenos recuerdos a esa epoca en la que tenias la videocassetera lista para grabar un video o tener que esperar la repeticion a la madrugada calculando aproximadamente a que hora y minutos iban a pasar ese video.....asi era la vida antes de Youtube.
Se nota que ambos fueron grabados con un magro presupuesto. Se nota que es una camara con poco "gran angular" por eso tocan en un espacio tan pequeño y son tan petisos los musicos que la acompañan.....
Pero esto no fue lo unico que hizo. Aparecio en varios programas por los 90 e incluso en la primera decada de este siglo con Chiche Gelblung (quien merece nuestro repudio por bruto, ladron, vocero de la dictadura y torturas entre tantos) pero estos dos videos merecen ser destacados esencialmente en la parte en que conoce a una "multitud" de Satanistas que pululan por la ciudad.



Esperemos que no se enoje la buena de Vivian (?) que hay debajo de tantas capas de pintura, cruces invertidas, tacos altos, escotes y cuero y que no nos mande brujerias ni nada parecido. Somos tan pero tan buenos que para que la gente te conozca dejamos tu "Resume" que bajamos de IMDB.
Este es el primer post. Publicaremos muchos mas videos dificiles de imitar y muchos mas en los que nuestra querida Vivian aparezca como cuando se pone a cantar en aleman un tema de Rammstein. Es solo cuestion de tiempo.......
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Performer Profile
Gender: Female
Height: 3 feet 3 in
Weight: 121 lbs
Physique: Slim
Hair Color: Blond(e)
Hair Length: Long
Eyes: Brown
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Voice Type: Bass
Representation
Vivian Black Management, Vivian Black (Owner), Other
Capital Federal, Buenos Aires 1100 Argentina
http://www.vivian-black.com/
Film"Los Extraterrestres" (aka "The extraterrestrials") actress (uncredit) Enrique Carreras
"Los Reyes de Sablazo" (aka "The kings of the saber knock") actress (uncredit) Enrique Carreras
Television"Chiche en vivo" (aka "Chiche live") 08/17/09 special guest, herself  Chiche Gelblung / Channel 13
pre-production: "25 años de Heavy Metal" (aka "25 years of Heavy Metal) , 2010 special guest , herself (special interviewed, talkin about her carreer) Tomás Makaji Productions (Indie)
"Zona Infinito" (aka: "Infinite Zone") : special program called: "Satanism", (1999) special guest, herself  Channel "Infinito" , ArgentineTV. host: Horacio Embón.
"Zoo": special program called: "Satanism", (1998) special guest (in character of member from "Church of Satan) , and artistic production assistant, ( with other special guests, like Peter Gilmore, Blanche Barton, King Diamond, among others, also from the "Church of Satan" founded by Anton La Vey)  Channel 2, ArgentineTV . host: Juan Castro and Axel Axel Kuchevasky
"Causa Común" (aka: "Common Cause") : " special program called: "Women In Rock" (1997) special guest, herself Channel 13 , ArgentineTV . host: María Laura Santillán
"Headbangers"," Latin American MTV" (international debut of the video clip, "Hellrising Crown") , (1996) special guest, herself (introducing her video "Hellrising Crown" , December, 1996) MTV, Josè Ramon Hurtado director of the show "Headbangers"). host: Alfredo Lewin
"Power 30" (argentine music channel called "muchmusic", TV cable) , (1996) special guest, herself (introducing her video "Hellrising Crown" , September, 1996) Cesar Fuentes Rodriguez
"Power 30" (argentine music channel called "muchmusic", TV cable) , (1995) special guest, herself (introducing her video "Going on my way", December 1995). Cesar Fuentes Rodriguez
"Power 30" (argentine music channel called "muchmusic", TV cable) , (1995) special guest, herself (introducing her video "Slaves of Lust" , second version, October 1995) Cesar Fuentes Rodriguez
"Power 30" (argentine music channel called "muchmusic", TV cable), (1995) special guest, herself (introducing her video "Slaves of Lust" , 1995, June.) Cesar Fuentes Rodriguez
Music"The Industrial Age" (Tribute to Rammstein) vocalist (solo singer) and composer of Industrial Metal, with guests musicians Indie
" Princess of Darkness... ... Against the Paradise" (2000) vocalist (solo singer) and composer of Heavy Doom Black Metal, with guests musicians Indie Label
"Nuevos Guerreros- II ", (1999 ) vocalist (solo singer) and composer of Heavy Doom Black Metal, with guests musicians ( her track, "Hellrising Crown", took the first position, in this compilation recording, with other metal bands)  Indie Label
"Vivian Black - Live 98" , (1998) vocalist (solo singer) and composer of Heavy Doom Black Metal, with guests musicians  Recording in a "Rock Festival", with other guests bands
"Vivian Black - EP ", (1995) vocalist (solo singer) and composer of Heavy Doom Black Metal, with guests musicians  Indie
Video"Du hast" (based on Rammstein 's original) (2010) herself, vocalist, nun, lady without god Vivian Black
"Devil or Angel" (1997) herself / vocalist, the black witch, and the Satan's Bride Vivian Black
"Hellrising Crown" , (1996) herself / vocalist, the black witch, and the Queen of the Hell (Satan's wife) Vivian Black
"Slaves of Lust" , (second version) , (1995) herself, the ancient entity, the voluptuous lady, the posessed  César Fuentes Rodriguez/ Vivian Black
"Going on my way" (1995) herself / vocalist Vivian Black
"Slaves of Lust" , (first version) , (1995) herself, the ancient entity, the girl, the posessed Gustavo Oscar Fonzalida / Vivian Black
Performer Skills
Performance Skills: Singing, Improvisation
Athletic Skills: Aerobics
Accents: Spanish
Spoken Languages: English, Spanish
Musical Instruments: Organ
Education
Instituto "Ramón Falcón", High School, Capital Federal, Buenos Aires, Argentina, 1993
Training
Private Institute of Acting, acting lessons, personal tutor, 1990
she learned for five years, specially about horror genre.
References
Vivian Black Management
Employment Details
Work History: Music Video
Job Categories: Producing, Directing, Composing, Acting, Editing, Casting, Writing, Production
VIVIAN BLACK, VOCALIST AND ACTRESS
She was part of the band called "Mandrágora" as vocalist, and she left it because she had a lot of differences of opinions with the musicians, becoming in this way a solo artist.Her demo CD, her album, her concerts, and her videos were only executed by guest musicians or professionals. All of Vivian's attempts to form her own band, (figuring as a solo performer, of course), failed, due to the “Latin macho” inside of each male musician. This made them think that they should not accept a woman as their leader.In Argentina, it is preferred that metal bands are led by men, but never by a woman. Vivian was an unprecedented case in the 90's. With her hard and firm character she had to impose herself as an artist and a leader. In this way, she opened, at last, a brand new road in metal music tradition; she did something that another woman never dared to do: become a leader, and a feminine solo performer in that genre, which was purely masculine until that moment. Using only her talent as her defensive weapon, without doubt she was an authentic vanguardist, putting herself amongst the top women, showing the Hispanic people they could add another brand to their record book of "pioneers": that brand was "Vivian Black". Vivian's proposal was, initially, a little difficult to accept. Merging her acting face, of course, always with the inclination to terror, mixed with music.The performance created on stage was as much theatrical as musical. It was like watching a film of the "Hammer Films" live, to the rhythm of metal. It was something unprecedented in the Buenos Aires scene, concerning that genre. Vivian's interpretive capacity, particularly in terms of frightening people, really has no limits. Her versatility to transform from a naive girl into an abomination from darkness is absolutely amazing, bearing in mind she is not a professional actress.In her first video, "Slaves of lust”, she embodies an ancient entity, which inhabits in a crypt of a cemetery. The evil spirit decides to leave his home to possess a body, which soul should be pure, free of sins, with the aim of corrupting it until total degradation, and so lead it to death, using lust as diabolical instrument for its purpose.Frightening plot for a music video clip, right? ... This was Vivian's debut as an actress, in which, according to her own script, she plays all the characters: the vocalist, the demon of lust, the naive student, and the young lady possessed.In those days, when this video clip was broadcasted in Buenos Aires, Marilyn MansonÂ’s "Sweet Dreams" video was all the rage, which made him famous internationally. At the same time, Vivian's video caused a great shock for her sinister, dark and full of evil performance. The clip of the controversial singer drew the attention of Cesar Fuentes Rodriguez (popular host of the Argentine show of metal "Power 30" and director of the rock magazine "Madhouse"), who suggested Vivian to do a remake of it. The direction and artistic production would be the responsibility of Cesar Fuentes. The singer did not hesitate to accept. The soundtrack was recorded again with a NEW lyric, alluding to the screenplay written by the well-known Cesar Fuentes. The argument changed, in fact, one of its characters; the innocent student into a voluptuous woman, who once possessed by the devil would enslave all men, until they kneel at her feet, as some sort of "bizarre mistress". The original end was a bit out of place in this story, but anyway, it continued to catch the attention of TV viewers, like its predecessor, during the successive emissions.To maintain the interest of her public, Vivian decided to do her third musical video entirety by herself, as its director, screenwriter, producer and singer; very simple, and easy to edit it.Based on the second song of the demo tape, back then "Going on my way", was a free adaptation of Goethe's novel, "Faust", giving the video a gothic-movie touch, inspired by the silent film of F. Murnau of 1926 (the video contains some scenes from it). Vivian becomes a kind of "female Mephistopheles", inciting everybody to "sell her their souls ". By mid 1996, people were bewitched by the magical appearance of the charismatic vocalist on the TV screens. The simple shooting of "Going ..." shows Vivian singing in a very diabolic and captivating way, in two different stages, alternated with small extracts of horror movies. Because of religious matters of the country, her video was censored and the final scene was cut out. In such scene, Vivian appears crucified by only one of her arms, and with the other hand she waves her cape with a defiant and disturbing look, full of threads of her own blood. This video defined Vivian's image as a satanic icon, given that it showed inverted crosses and demonic symbols. Since then, her career as a local pioneer in the genre was turned around completely. All people, including those outside that musical style, began to focus on Vivian, to the point of receiving her first invitation to participate in a television program before any deal with a recording company. Things were more than clear; Vivian BlackÂ’s true vocation was to become a horror film actress, which exceeded her interest in composing music. However, she was an excellent interpreter in her live shows, attracting more and more the interest of the metal urban tribes. Having three videos, and a couple of new songs recently recorded in a much more professional way than the previous ones -with better sound quality-, Vivian, in 1997, decided to make her supreme work; "Hellrising Crown", with a very catchy and commercial melody. It was televised, not only in the local channels, but also in MTV Latin America. The argument of "Hellrising Crown" was inspired by the interpretations of King Diamond, singer and vocalist of "Mercyfull Fate". The video starts with Vivian walking down a forest dressed in her classic style, with a black cap and the torch she exhibited in her shows. The devil, with his spectral presence, appears before her through the shadows among the vegetation and he slowly slides towards her in a supernatural way. Satan takes her in his arms, and kisses her with infernal passion. ThatÂ’s how "Hellrising..." begins, barely at the guitars intro... obviously, the rest of the clip would be stronger than its beginning... Vivian becomes the "Queen of the underworld". To achieve this, she has to perform some satanic rituals, in the middle of a lot of allegorical symbols of worship of the devil. Her goal is to pass an examination of admission for her descend to hell. In fact, the last test is the most sublime of all: "a human sacrifice" (as showed in the video, in the best Hollywood style). Having passed, Vivian gets the best diabolical gift: "Being the mother of the son of Satan", and, like Rosemary, towards the end of the video clip, she appears with the baby in her arms, like a sweet mother, with Satan standing behind her. Like a mini-horror film, in five minutes, Vivian began to make her most precious dream come true, the one she longer for since her childhood (in her own way, of course); being an actress in an horror movie at international level. She achieved to transcend the frontiers of her country thanks to MTV channel, just like her favourite movie and TV actors. She was able to achieve her objectives, partly thanks to her skills, her wit, her strength, and her great transgressor personality. After some months, she made her last video, based on another of her songs, called "Devil or Angel", with basically the same performance as her previous one; it did not cause the same impact as "Hellrising...", but her "Witch of metal" image had been established worldwide as an icon of Satanism from Latin America, represented by a charismatic sorceress of darkness. In less than thirty minutes of video clips, displaying her very professional versatility, Vivian was able to stand out as an actress. She gave her characters "such a life", accomplishing something almost impossible: making the limits between reality and fiction forever inseparable. In terms of Vivian Black, even today (Which I think that was exactly her idea), nobody knows who she really is; if she is a "Devil or Angel", as it says in one of her songs.